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What Your Sleep Positions
Say About You

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"The cheerleader"—likely to use pillow cases as makeshift pom-poms—has a need to "cheer" others on. This person often has a waking life full of shopping, spouting superficial cliches and "petting with really cool guys."

The "Drooler" does just that. This isn't exactly a sleep position, but we just think it's icky.

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This position, the "Cousteau," seems to be connected with the sleeper's feelings they are "swimming against the current" in life, commonly mixed with a sense of "drowning with worry" or getting the love "bends."

Scientists have no idea what this position represents, but it certainly does give one what experts call "the willies."

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The "Roman Senator" harbors painful feelings of inadequacy. This position should not be confused with the "Braveheart," which indicates painful feelings of wanting to rebel against one's own "Longshank."

It's clear this sleeper wants to hide from his or her problems. He or she seeks to remain anonymous to the world, a place where he or she hates being referred to as "he or she."

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This painful posture has been called the "I've fallen and I can't get up" position by experts. It shows a deep-seated compulsion to default on loans from underworld figures with nicknames like "Johnny the Chin."

These are some of the more common sleep positions. You may have some of your own. Listen to what your body is saying. Sometimes, of course, it's not saying anything—it's just making noises.

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