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Actual Town Names from
Around the Globe

The world is a vast place, and as such the funny town names are seemingly endless. Need more proof? Read on, intrepid adventurer?

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Hardup, Utah

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Hardup (Utah, USA)
Submitted by Beth G.

Hookersville (West Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Dana S.

Penistone (South Yorkshire, UK)
Submitted by Richard F.

Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)
Submitted by Alex G.

Likwang (China)
Submitted by Jay W.

Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Chris P.

Butt's Corner (New York, USA)
Submitted by Jim F.

Cocksgag (Ohio, USA)
Submitted by Kyle M.

Top Ryde (New South Wales, Australia)
Submitted by Cook

Tingley (Iowa, USA)
Submitted by Beth G.

Lay (Colorado, USA)
Submitted by Beth G.

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

Lick Run (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Beth G.

Humptulips (Washington, USA)
Submitted by Gordon

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Onenut, California

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Onenut (California, USA)
Submitted by Beth G.

Stains (France)
Submitted by Beth G.

Naked City (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by Dan T.

Cocke County (Tennessee, USA)
Submitted by Kris S.

Bonar Bridge (Scotland)
Submitted by Rob N.

Weiner (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Jacob F.

Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Jacob F.

Flasher (North Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Chris

Penisthorpe (England)
Submitted by Ben R.

Felch (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Andy T.

Athol (Scotland)
Submitted by Lori M.

Beaver Island (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Lori M.

Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Frank H.

River Koksoak (Canada)
Submitted by Chris F.

Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Brian

Smackass Gap (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Kathryn D.

Horton Cum Studley (Oxfordshire, England)
Submitted by Jill W.

Beaver Cove (Maine, USA)
Submitted by Chris G.

Fanny Bay (Australia)
Submitted by Brendan D.

Erect (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Jaymi R.

Bastardstown (County Wexford, Ireland)
Submitted by Brendan D.

Assonet (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Gene S.

Stillorgan (Ireland)
Submitted by Brendan D.

Wattanobby (Australia)
Submitted by Grahame

Devil's Dyke (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Jenny M.

Peniscola (Spain)
Submitted by Brendan D.

Brest (France)
Submitted by Stephen

Headland (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Judy D.

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Wetwang, UK

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Wetwang (North Yorkshire, UK)
Submitted by Kate

Dykehead (Scotland)
Submitted by Brendan D.

Six Mile Bottom (Newmarket, UK)
Submitted by Kate

Licking (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Phillip P.

Gnaw Bone (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by Drex H.

Four Buttes (Montana, USA)
Submitted by Michael L.

Manley Hot Springs (Alaska, USA)
Submitted by Michael L.

Organ (New Mexico, USA)
Submitted by Michael L.

Moorhead (Mississippi, USA)
Submitted by Mary Beth D.

Butte City (Idaho, USA)
Submitted by Michael L.

Fertile (Iowa, USA)
Submitted by Christopher M.

Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Submitted by Michael L.

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Hooker (Oklahoma, USA)
Submitted by Kathey

Fairy Glen (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Submitted by Michael L.

Gaylordsville (Connecticut, USA)
Submitted by James H.

Kisslegg (Bavaria, Germany)
Submitted by Ron P.

Wangen (Bavaria, Germany)
Submitted by Ron P.

Titisee (Freiburg, Germany)
Submitted by Ron P.

Gassville (Arkansas, USA)
Submitted by Darlene F.

Frenchman Butte (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Submitted by Michael L.

Smackover (Arkansas, USA)
Submitted by Darlene F.

Upper Piddle, Lower Piddle (Worcestershire, England)
Submitted by Peter J.

Packwood (Iowa, USA)
Submitted by Dan N.

Ramsbottom (Lancashire, England)
Submitted by Natalia B.

Flushdyke (Yorkshire, England)
Submitted by Natalia B.

Fruitville (Florida, USA)
Submitted by Richard D.

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Knob Lick, Kentucky

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Bitche (France)
Submitted by James P.

Gay Head (Massachusetts, USA)

Beaver Lick, Knob Lick, Red Bush, Gays Creek, Fisty, Dykes, Breeding (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Belchertown (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Jenn

Tit-Ary (Siberia)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Bra (Italy)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Assen and Dikanas (Sweden)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Beaver City and Floyd's Knobs (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Frazier's Bottom (West Virginia, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Alison's Gap, Bumpass and Ballsville (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Knockemstiff and Round Bottom (Ohio, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Colon and Cumnock (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Kickapoo, Red Dick and Pink Staff (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Butts (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Nutbush, Love Lady and Big Lick (Tennessee, USA)

Gay (Oklahoma, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Tightwad (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Blue Ball and Bald Knob (Arkansas, USA)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Phuket (Thailand)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Condom (France)
Submitted by J.C. Anderson

Buttzville (New Jersey, USA)
Submitted by Gretchen D.

Spread Eagle (Newfoundland)
Submitted by Garry C.

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Catherine J.

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