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Pick-Up Lines

Pick-up lines have been around since prehistoric times. ("Me drag you in cave now.") Some are good. Many are bad. A few are even clever. Note: Use these at your own risk.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.

Didn't we go to different schools together?

I hear your body is made up of 75% water, and man, am I thirsty!

God was showing off when he made you.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy, or will I do?

You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

Excuse me, do you have a neck brace? I think I injured myself when I fell for you.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.

Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out.

You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.

Baby, you're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business. And speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

I don't think a firefighter could put you out.

Do you know karate, because your body is kickin’.

I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.

I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

If you're here, who's running heaven?


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