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Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

On a steering wheel lock: Warning--remove lock before driving.

On a flower pot: Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

On a bottle of milk: After opening, keep upright.

In instructions for assembling an Ikea desk: It is advisory to be two people during assembly.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions. Use like regular soap.

On a pair of lambskin gloves: No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves.

On a New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion--defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On a box of toothpicks: Hand-polished, by machine.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning--may cause drowsiness.

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On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning--keep out of children.

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning--contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions--open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a hair coloring kit: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a bottle of Chinese medicine: Expiration date, two years.

On a rearview mirror: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

On a Chinese packet of peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.


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