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When in doubt, shut up.

One man's pet is another man's meat.

My dad says condoms don't work.
Submitted by Charles D.

The best things in life aren't things.

OK, OK. I take it back. Unscrew you.
Submitted by Nancy J.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Nice perfume. Must you marinade in it?
Submitted by Nancy J.

Don't believe everything you think.
Submitted by David B.

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Submitted by Chante J.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Five out of four people have problems with mathematics.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Diarrhea is a hereditary illness. It runs in the family.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

All generalizations are false.

Hard work never hurt anybody, but then I figured why take the risk?

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

Never let school get in the way of your education.

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