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More great bumper stickers! But again, "great" is a subjective term. For instance, is a Great White shark all that great? We suspect there are a good number of Unexceptional White sharks. Oh, well, on to more bumper stickers!

Manatees bend props.

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

Behind every successful woman is herself.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.

Help end poverty. Eat the poor.

If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The less hair I have, the more head I get.

Bad spellers of the world ewnite!

The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

I'm filthy stinking rich. Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

There are two kinds of pedestrians—the quick and the dead.

Proofread this bumper sticker carefully to see if any words out.

Witch parking only. All others will be toad.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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