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"Wanted to get my girlfriend something for Valentine's
Day that would take her breath away. She didn't appreciate
the pillow." (Scott Roeben)
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Cows given names produce more milk.
The skin that peels off after a sun burn is called
"blype."
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having
a peeing section in a swimming pool.
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